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Ten minutes of your time for my thesis? 
05:57pm 17/06/2008
  Dear fanfic authors,

first of all I’m sorry if OT posting isn’t allowed in this community, but there’s no other way for me to do this; just delete this if it isn’t appropriate.

I’m a fanfic reader and occasional fanfic writer myself, so what did I pick for my thesis in communication sciences? Fan Fiction, of course. I designed a survey to find out more about our writing habits and media use; it takes about 10 minutes to complete.

If you could go here and fill it out, I’d be forever grateful. Of course I’ll publish some of the results at my journal in about a month or two, so you’ll know what happened with your answers.
The survey is completely anonymous; I have no way of finding out who gave which answers.

Please, please help a fellow fan out. It’s only ten minutes for you; it’s a very important part of my work for me.

This has been cross-posted like crazy, and I'm sorry for spamming you guys, I'm just a little desperate, too.

(how dare you sleep with my man!)

mary go round on the floor 
12:19pm 15/05/2004
mood: update damn you
y'all betta update or else i'm gonna bust out spandau ballet or something and terrorize this here buildin'.

or maybe i'll just think about marc almond and forget what i was doing in the first place. :D

(2 slaps | how dare you sleep with my man!)

11:00am 06/11/2003
  We need to update this shiznit. It's your turn..hmmph. Oh and we rock because we're one of the few communities to list Nick Rhodes.  

(1 slap | how dare you sleep with my man!)

05:14pm 05/07/2003
  DreamsNevrEnd: yeah because also in this dream world we've created.. thom is REALLY in love with me but stays with his wife because they have a child and he feels guilty
DreamsNevrEnd: we correspond through letters
StarwaySniper: but you have to burn them.
DreamsNevrEnd: then i burn them and mail him back the ashes when I get angry

StarwaySniper: :0)
DreamsNevrEnd: his wife finds the ashes and just thinks it's from some twisted fan
DreamsNevrEnd: which is partly true
DreamsNevrEnd: but thom knows what's really wrong
DreamsNevrEnd: he wrote "true love waits " for me you know
StarwaySniper: i didn't know that. hmm. doesn't he get jealous of your other boyfriends?
DreamsNevrEnd: I have no boyfriends
DreamsNevrEnd: noone likes me that way
DreamsNevrEnd: I think I scare them
DreamsNevrEnd: I don't know why!
StarwaySniper: what about simon, dave, martin, bernard, etc. ?
DreamsNevrEnd: OH them
DreamsNevrEnd: I forgot about them..thom does that to me sometimes
DreamsNevrEnd: <wipes sweat off forhead DreamsNevrEnd: you forgot robert StarwaySniper: oh yeah. theres just so many! DreamsNevrEnd: thom and robert almost got in a fight once StarwaySniper: isn't steven your type? DreamsNevrEnd: they were both going to play at the T in the park fest StarwaySniper: what happened with them two? DreamsNevrEnd: same time.. different stages (i'm just guessing they have 2 stages here so bear with me) DreamsNevrEnd: and of course they both wanted me up front DreamsNevrEnd: thom called Robert a "hair spray wearing, comb using pansy" DreamsNevrEnd: and robert was like "go cut yourself you weirdo/creepy/skinny man" StarwaySniper: sounds nasty. DreamsNevrEnd: steven is of course my type but i decided to leave him alone for a while StarwaySniper: what'd you do? DreamsNevrEnd: he was becoming too obsessive DreamsNevrEnd: phone calls, letters, emails.. I didn't have enough time for him what with the robert and thom fiasco DreamsNevrEnd: I told them that neither one could play at that festival DreamsNevrEnd: and thom decided to add an american leg to the tour so I could see more shows DreamsNevrEnd: they know I have my responsibilities back home DreamsNevrEnd: Robert decided to go back to his wife Mary just to protest but lately I hear he's been writing songs inspired by me. StarwaySniper: i never knew it was that serious StarwaySniper: really wow. you're so lucky. i wish i had a girlfriend like that. hmm. have you been watching all my menz recently? DreamsNevrEnd: you wish you had a dellusional gf? DreamsNevrEnd: oh you must have seen our website DreamsNevrEnd: i mean lj group StarwaySniper: yeah. you don't update it enough. StarwaySniper: i guess i could have christina, but that wouldn't be the same. DreamsNevrEnd: maybe i should put my whole conversation i just had with you.. it's quite believeable i think DreamsNevrEnd: aguilera?

(how dare you sleep with my man!)

(just to let you know) 
10:20pm 08/05/2003
  (*whisper* that i've joined because i'm so curious and this seems like so much fun to read! *giggles and skips out*)  

(5 slaps | how dare you sleep with my man!)

Act II 
05:35pm 15/04/2003
  Bird, realizing Cupcake's evil ploy, grabs Crystal

Bird: Cupcakes! Stay away from my man or the little girl gets it! motions menacingly at Crystal's throat with a switchblade

Dave from stage: what's all this trouble over little old me?

Bird & Crystal to each other: psh, old is right!

Dave: ladies, ladies, there is really no need for this, there is enough of me to go around.

Bird and Crystal to each other again: enough is right!

Dave: hey, if you want to get some Vampire lovin' you better can it!

Bird: sorry.

Bird and Cuppy leave with Dave. Crystal is just standing there.

Crystal: psh, now i get no ass.

Mike Ness wheels his old ass up on his Rascal scooter thing.

Mike: thay there pretty mith... want to get frithky?

Crystal: whats with your voice?

Mike: i dont have my dentthers in! but i can put them in for you, thweet thing! makes nasty kissy sounds

Crystal: ew! i will just wait in the car!


(how dare you sleep with my man!)

12:13pm 14/04/2003
  Dude are you ever going to start this shiznit?

K here's one:
At the Hootenanny or however you spell it:

Crystal: Ok I needs me a hot man here and there is very slim pickins. :fixes gingham ruffled skirt so it shows her knee highs with bows, then wishes she has boobs she could adjust to hang out of her matching checkered shirt
"I'm on a mission to scare as many boys as possible into being my date"

Bird: talking to cupcakes: " I have been into Dave since 2nd grade ok.. so he is MINE. I was writing fanfic about him when you were watching punky brewster and listening to NEW KIDS.

Cupcakes: "Dude New kids were out far after my davey, In fact his afro even inspired that marky mark guy.

Bird "He's still mine,ok." she then proceeds to take a front row center spot by the stage that Dave is due to appear in 6 hours. "A girl must be prepared" :spritzes her "Winebloodforu" perfume all over and makes everyone within a 10 mile radius gag.

Cupcakes "While she's waiting for her romeo by the stage.. I'll go pretend to be a maid and serve some grapes up to Daves trailer. We'll both walk hand in hand and show Bird what is up. :hides behind a bush in front of trailer, plotting next move::

"These two are hopeless. I could have done Mike Ness and been back already x4. But then again there aren't too many in line for his crinkly ass these days, so I'm not sure if i'd come out the winner here."

::curtain goes down and Crystal throws in the towel: Til next time on "All my menz"

(1 slap | how dare you sleep with my man!)

09:31pm 10/04/2003
  I knew you'd trick me into writing some sort of twisted fanfic eventually!  

(6 slaps | how dare you sleep with my man!)