Bird: Cupcakes! Stay away from my man or the little girl gets it! motions menacingly at Crystal's throat with a switchblade
Dave from stage: what's all this trouble over little old me?
Bird & Crystal to each other: psh, old is right!
Dave: ladies, ladies, there is really no need for this, there is enough of me to go around.
Bird and Crystal to each other again: enough is right!
Dave: hey, if you want to get some Vampire lovin' you better can it!
Bird and Cuppy leave with Dave. Crystal is just standing there.
Crystal: psh, now i get no ass.
Mike Ness wheels his old ass up on his Rascal scooter thing.
Mike: thay there pretty mith... want to get frithky?
Crystal: whats with your voice?
Mike: i dont have my dentthers in! but i can put them in for you, thweet thing! makes nasty kissy sounds
Crystal: ew! i will just wait in the car!