J'irai Cracher Sur Vos Tombes (bird) wrote in allmymenz,
J'irai Cracher Sur Vos Tombes
bird
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Act II

Bird, realizing Cupcake's evil ploy, grabs Crystal

Bird: Cupcakes! Stay away from my man or the little girl gets it! motions menacingly at Crystal's throat with a switchblade

Dave from stage: what's all this trouble over little old me?

Bird & Crystal to each other: psh, old is right!

Dave: ladies, ladies, there is really no need for this, there is enough of me to go around.

Bird and Crystal to each other again: enough is right!

Dave: hey, if you want to get some Vampire lovin' you better can it!

Bird: sorry.

Bird and Cuppy leave with Dave. Crystal is just standing there.

Crystal: psh, now i get no ass.

Mike Ness wheels his old ass up on his Rascal scooter thing.

Mike: thay there pretty mith... want to get frithky?

Crystal: whats with your voice?

Mike: i dont have my dentthers in! but i can put them in for you, thweet thing! makes nasty kissy sounds

Crystal: ew! i will just wait in the car!

:::Curtain:::
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